JOKE OF THE DAY
Bouncing Baby Boy Balls
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten
pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five
pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and
even the doctor didn't know what to do with him.
Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong.
The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this
baby.''
So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put
him into a mental institution."
''Why?' asked the head nurse.
"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy
is obviously half nuts."
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten
pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five
pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and
even the doctor didn't know what to do with him.
Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong.
The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this
baby.''
So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put
him into a mental institution."
''Why?' asked the head nurse.
"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy
is obviously half nuts."
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15
years. He breaks into a house to look for money and
guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair,
while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his
wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his
clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't
seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much
he nauseates you. This guy is probably very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong,
honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my
neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he
was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we
had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong honey. I love you too!!"
years. He breaks into a house to look for money and
guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair,
while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his
wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his
clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't
seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much
he nauseates you. This guy is probably very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong,
honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my
neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he
was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we
had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong honey. I love you too!!"
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